How to Miss a Flight

Get out of work late.

Hit 5:00 p.m. Friday traffic.

Wait 20 minutes for a shuttle at the airport.

Wait a very long time in the longest security line ever (due to spring breakers).

Ask a security guard if you can move up in line, only for him to respond, “Ask the person in front of you if you can go in front of them.”

Sprint to the gate (which is naturally at the very end of the terminal), only to find the tarmac door closed, though you can see the plane right outside the window.

…works frustratingly every time.


~ by Serena on April 28, 2010.

One Response to “How to Miss a Flight”

  1. Aww so sorry, did this actually happen your last trip? I would freak out!

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