I’m just going to say it…Sometimes Christians drive me crazy. Yes, I am one. But there are certain things they do that I’d rather not be associated with. Like the cheesy phrases they put on marquee signs. Surely they don’t think that’s really going to attract people to Christ.
Here are a few of my “favorites”…
“The best vitamin for a Christian is B1”
“Under same management for over 2,000 years”
“Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!”
“Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church”
“Don’t give up. Moses was once a basket case”
“Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible”
“It’s hard to stumble when you’re down on your knees!”
“Can’t sleep? Try counting your blessings”
“God answers kneemail”
*rolling my eyes
Do Christians drive you nuts?